sehoda:

"Hurry up, loser. At this rate you'll die a friendless cat man."

His eyes lock on their counterparts, curved into a crescent eyesmile to match his own awkward grin. It takes him several seconds before he is even able to form a sentence as stage fright befalls the usually comfortable boy. “Uhh…” He hears a peal of laughter from behind the camera, the culprit being his housemate Joonhyo, who had insisted on creating this ridiculous video after growing tired of hearing his incessant complaints of loneliness. “Yah— stop laughing!” His voice cracks as he reached the pinnacle of his exclamation, only causing tears to prick at his housemate’s eyes as his giggles turn into a hyena-like howl. With pout, he returns his attention back towards the lens. “Hmph… Anyway, my name is Sehun— but some people call me Hun Solo. As my friend here has eloquently stated, I need people I can call my homies. Why don’t you reblog or follow me? I’ll make it worth your while by…” While he pauses in thought, Joonhyo takes the initiative to propose his suggestion.

"...He'll reward you with his sweet, sweet, virgin love!"

“Ani, ani!” He waves his hands frantically whilst embarrassed laughter catches in the back of his throat, emerging as stuttered chokes. “I’ll drop by your inbox, and… Oh— I’ll give you a Star Wars pickup line, joke, or pun!” A genuinely excited grin tugs at his lips and he bounces gently on his toes. “So what are you waiting for, dude? Hurry, and make me one less lonely boy.” Before Joonhyo can press the button needed to stop recording, Sehun bursts into a cackle, covering his mouth and cringing at the Justin Bieber reference he slipped in.

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