Or a male muse that is seriously open to dating females. I’m trying to prove something to a whiny ass friend who would like to date someone but doesn’t think that any of you exist.

- { OH SHIT, IT’S LU HAN’S  M A T C H Game }-

May I have your attention please?

Do you want THIS in your bed? Taking you out on dates? Making you breakfast in the morning? 

You’re in luck, this lovely bachelor is lonely and wants someone to call his own. 

So we’re going to be playing the MATCH GAME. 

If you are interested in love, please direct yourself to our dearest Suho and answer the following questions on ANON, with ONE INDICATOR TO DISTINGUISH YOU FROM OTHER ANONS (For example, end it with something like -Anon Bunny, or -Anon Cupcake).

1.) What do you look for in a relationship?

2.) What do you think would be the perfect date?

3.) How would you tell someone you loved them?

4.) What is the kinkiest thing you’ve done in bed, and if you liked it enough to do it again. 

For those who are NOT SEXUALLY ACTIVE

4.) How would you want someone to have your virginity (on a bed, gently, after a date, etc.?)

BONUS: The person that our guest likes the most based off their answers will get an all-expense paid dinner date! (I’m spending my paychecks on you fuckers so please be greatful). 

Easy, right? He’ll get to know you by those responses and who knows? I might just send you out on an all-expense paid date myself. 

Please Reblog this post to get the word around!

_{ROLEPLAYERS ONLY | Meant in good fun | Any muse can participate}

_{“Hi my name is Lu Han and I – damnit.” His attempt at aegyo was probably in vain, but hopefully it would attract someone…anyone. He clears his throat and his tone flattens to its normal state, cuteness set aside for another day  "I’m a director at this company and pretty new to the area in general, so I could use all the friends that possibly come my way. Follow me for a conversation, maybe? Or just get the word around by reblogging? I don’t think just liking will do much, but hey, whatever floats your boat I guess. I’d greatly appreciate the help. “}

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